My parents told me and my brother that we didn’t like the black fruit pastilles. It turns out it was a ruse so that we would hand them over for them to eat. To this day I don’t eat purple sweets.
They also told us that kiwi fruit was elephant’s poo Can’t eat that either.
My Grand-Father developed an affinity for Persian dates when he served in Libya and Iran MANY years ago. The kids and eventual grand kids would be told that they were roaches with the legs pulled off. I remember once sneaking one of these “insects” and when I was caught he reinforced the story by telling me they were so sweet because roaches eat so much sugar. Regretfully, I think I started eating more bugs after that until he came clean of his deception. The grand kids that came after me were kept away from the sodas with his stories of “bug juice.”
I love this. How wonderfully inventive of your mum. I’m not sure I’d get anything past my daughter!
by Holly 17/02/2010 at 5:10 pmwe were very gullible which helped 🙂
by tiddlyompompom 17/02/2010 at 7:45 pmMy parents told me and my brother that we didn’t like the black fruit pastilles. It turns out it was a ruse so that we would hand them over for them to eat. To this day I don’t eat purple sweets.
They also told us that kiwi fruit was elephant’s poo Can’t eat that either.
by Claire 18/02/2010 at 12:00 amhahahah! That is brilliant! My dad did something similar with orange smarties. *allegedly* they were the only ones he could eat.
by tiddlyompompom 18/02/2010 at 10:35 amI am so so sorry. So very sorry indeed xxxxx
by Elizabeth Miles 19/02/2010 at 6:12 pm*She said, being totally honest*
by Elizabeth Miles 19/02/2010 at 6:18 pmno you’re not 🙂
by tiddlyompompom 19/02/2010 at 7:38 pm🙂
by Elizabeth Miles 19/02/2010 at 10:36 pmI love this post. I truly do. It is so completely real of life.
by debdobson 20/02/2010 at 12:29 amMy Dad always told me that if the ice cream van was playing a tune it meant they had run out of ice cream!
Such cruelty!
by Julie Haslett 23/02/2010 at 12:47 pmmy friend’s parents told her the same thing. I think I may keep that one for future use!
by tiddlyompompom 23/02/2010 at 8:14 pmMy Grand-Father developed an affinity for Persian dates when he served in Libya and Iran MANY years ago. The kids and eventual grand kids would be told that they were roaches with the legs pulled off. I remember once sneaking one of these “insects” and when I was caught he reinforced the story by telling me they were so sweet because roaches eat so much sugar. Regretfully, I think I started eating more bugs after that until he came clean of his deception. The grand kids that came after me were kept away from the sodas with his stories of “bug juice.”
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